*I didn’t write this. I just translated it to English from the original in Portuguese. I ‘m not sure who wrote it.
Stay in the fucking cave!
Stay at home, however difficult it may be to endure your own presence.
Habito, ergo sum.
Thesis: stay at home;
Antithesis: stay at home;
Synthesis: stay at home.
You don’t get the same virus twice, the second time around the virus and you are already other people.
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU
Man is good by nature, but the virus corrupts him.
The virus is just playing its role in the Cosmos by infecting bodies.
The measure of love is to love from afar.
SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI
Where there is a virus, let me bring hand sanitiser.
The virus is the measure of all things.
For the virus, killing is a trivial and everyday task.
Two things fill my soul with never-ending admiration and respect, the more intensely and often my thoughts are occupied by them: the starry sky out there, and me inside here.
The virus gives full outlet to its reproductive drive because it is not sexually repressed by civilisation during childhood.
That which cannot be contracted cannot be transmitted.
The goal of every virus should be to deconstruct the infected body.
The greatest evidence of a liquid society is its dependence on hand sanitiser.
The virus’s DNA cannot be decoded because writing is over.
The methods that allow the strict control of the body’s operations are what we can call viruses.
The excessive and unrestrained reproducibility of the virus results in the loss of its aura of sacredness.
SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR
You are not born infected, you become infected.
JEAN PAUL SARTRE
Nothing to rectify, hell is other people.
Workers of the world, separate yourselves.
Love one another by staying away from each other.
OLAVO DE CARVALHO (Brazilian self-proclaimed YouTube philosopher, whose biggest admirer is Bolsonaro)
The virus is an idiot, I am an idiot. In fact, I don’t even know what I’m doing here on this list. I was never a philosopher.
The fact that this list is composed by 95% of men reveals how the history of humanity is the history of patriarchal domination. Men are the real virus.
How dare you leave your home?